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Funny Church Signs, Christian Sayings and Stuff

Church Parking Lot Sign: “FOR MEMBERS ONLY. Tresspassers will be baptized.”

“Free Trip to Heaven… Details Inside!”

Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast relief, take two
tablets.

People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong
they are.

“Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.”

“Looking at the way some people love, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Give God what’s right–, not what’s left!

When you get tired talking to your friends about God–, talk to God about your friends

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